The most interesting things about our country Nigeria
WELCOME TO NIGERIA
* Where $ex is free and love is costly.
* Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing virg*n*ty.
* Where, if you don’t cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.
* Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.
* Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE.
* Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.
* Where temples are turned into dating points.
* Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult.
* Where lies are turned into realities.
* Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV.
* Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.
* Where people fear thieves, robbers & BokoHaram than God.
* Where people go to Church with BB chargers rather than Bible.
* Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have $ex.
* Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.
* Where the higher your offense the lower your punishment and vice versa.
* Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than the worshipers.
* Where we say “Up NEPA” more than we say “Praise THE LORD”.
* Where a school drop-out politician is ten times richer and more respected than a Professor.
* Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life
* Where someone who cannot speak English is given honorary Doctorate degrees.
WHAT A COUNTRY!!!